Even though I'm super-conservative in bed. Then again, I did say this was a result of boredom. Probably going to be more a meme of me slamming you kink-lovers hard rather than a meme of my kinks. Again, boredom. Don't read, children. Oh, and if you try to get into my cyber pants after this, I'm probably not going to respond... unless you're sexy as hell in your cyber actions, then my weak self def will.... I'm not the BEST example of a Christian when it comes to sexual stuff.... Read with discretion, kink-lovers, cuz y'all will probably be offended by what I have to say about y'all, but don't be a jerk to me about it cuz I ain't gonna change mind.
🌸 GENERAL 🌸
Gentle, sensual bites. Sides of neck, between neck and shoulders, between thighs, and inner thighs are the sweet spots, but I'd like being bit all over.
Dirty talk? :
Of course. I freaking love it. You can be so witty and clever and silly with it and that's so me. Though, dirty talk like the words... *ahem* "c**k, d**k, p**sy", and etc. I'm not a fan of. I only say stuff like that to people I don't care about. I wouldn't like it if my lover spoke to me like that, either.
Depends. Would give an example, but Idk where the location is. Basically, his anatomy would have to look kind of feminine and he would have to dress femininely.
Handjobs/finger jobs? :
Never tried it and I'm pretty indifferent to the idea.
OF FREAKING COURSE!
Like skin? Sure.
Gentle scratching. Mainly my back and thighs.
Unintelligent partners? :
Tf is that
No. You're weird in a not-good way if you're into this.
The fuck? WHY WOULD ANYONE?
it's beautiful, not sexy.
Male pregnancy? :
I would smack you just for asking that.
🌸 ANAL 🌸 (I hate everything to do with anal, so just gonna leave this entire section blank.)
anal sex? :
🌸 SPECIES 🌸
Duh, you fool.
Only thing I'm attracted to are the human aspects, so no.
Like spirits? Spirits can't do physical things, fool, only God can. If they're a sexy demigod, sure.
Tolkien elves? YES. Santa elves? NO.
Umm... Dwarves exist in real life, but no.
No, unless pretty humanoid.
NO. They're originally ugly creatures, not beautiful. Edward is just a dude made out of concrete.
🌸 SUPER KINKY 🌸
Yes? A married, Christian couple having sex is worshipping God, so yeah.
Depends. Girls cross-dressing can be hot to me is an example.
Double penetration? :
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO. GET HELP.
Hair pulling? :
Maybe. Example: grabbing my hair from behind while we are at it to gently, but quickly pull my head back sounds like it'd be kinda hot.
Does this have to do with suffocation? If so, fuck whoever is into it. Oh, it doesn't have to do with suffocation? Fuck whoever is into it.
Gun play? :
Come at me with a gun and you'll probably get shot by it, courtesy of me.
Knife play? :
Come at me with a knife and you'll probably get stabbed by it, courtesy of me.
Blood play? :
Like bondage? Sure.
Multiple partners? :
..........mmmaaaaayyyybbeeeeee..... *totally isn't thinking about a sexy dude I used to know and my 2 guyfriends sharing me*
Wat teh fook is that?
Please don't. Don't ever put your hands around my throat.
Age play? :
I'm fine with dudes up to 30 years older than me, but no? I'm not even completely sure what that is, lol.
NO! PROBABLY NO. WOULDN'T DO MY SIBLINGS, FUCK NO.
Abuse me in the bedroom or anywhere and I will be the one abusing you. And you're absolutely sick if you're into that.
Doubt it's even possible, but no. Fuck you.
Vaginal sex? :
WELL, FUCKEN DUH!
Only my future husband. Do something like drug me and take my virginity and I will kill you. It's my gift from God to give on my own will. Other guys having their virginity taken away? Eh, I prefer guys with experience.
Ya, I'll kick you in the damn face if you try it.
Cream pie? :
Ew, no. Normal people don't like having slime that smells like bleach being on their face.
Dunno what that is, but it sounds gross.
Scat/water sports? :
Is when you need Jesus.
OH GOD PLEASE FUCK NO
Face fucking? :
Um YES THANK YOU. But I don't like the ides of giving a dude oral, so it'd only be fair for him to not do the same to me. Girls, though? Sure
Means you'll get rejected if you merely ask for it from me. I don't like showing unnecessary weakness like that. But YOU begging ME? Idk. Depends. If it's cute, I'm going to enjoy it. If it gets weird, I'm gonna be like, "Fuck. Dog. Please. Stop."
More like master/servant, so kinda?
No, and if you like it, you're probably fucked up.
Maybe if they're Emily.
NO. FUCK YOU.
I'll shoot you if I know you're into this.